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Welcome It's Bucklands Febrile Homestead of Blue BOLUS Juices
Hey You Dogsizers!
Gibbets ahoy! I've come back to bedevil the buggeration outa you.
-Abject aplogies for the slovenly nature of this 'ere website-O-mine. I promise on the 'Zelda arse' to get it cleaned up and updated asap-

Rotunda Milked, Neptune Straifed, Plump Grobbies extracted- All done to the exacting drum & bass dictum of Lord Rothmere's Bulbous Child- Menagerie in Old Barry Island Pleasure Park. Gelli, Pandy, Tynewyd. Those places.

       Glaaaaaa: That's Thor's 'Krunk' CD. The Norse Player-Hater.

Untermensch - Musicians required for long-term-belching project.
 
Wid: -Early Indo-European word meaning 'to know'. Evolved into the term Druid. Wids: Online Almanac of Niceness & Knowledge.

Alashapalood! As we like to exclaim in Nige's

Headspace Village, now renamed Shentnorr.  as in... "Give us some bastard gravel, come-on, it's only fucking Shentnorr for shits' sake"  Greebonaut Greebonaut

PLUS: The Nigel BeardCombination. A Fully Integrated Cassock-Based Limbic System with the occasional Casual Overlord Tendencies. "Fuck that.I 'm Chocolated" Full Stop. Brother Marcus Membrane.
 
'Would you rather have a dead leg, a jaggy arm, or twist your ankle off a low kerb?''

Maxim: Eccentricity is confered by others, and never cultivated by oneself

www.gigall.co.uk my mate Jims website for registering bands, gigs and finding venues.



This is where you'll find oft-charming 'rascalizing' images, audio/visual downloads - 'ronk' - and lots of other Robinson - 'klank'- to further condence your dancers appetite for all things worryingly Buckland related. Shed Love Image
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Belching FATTY'S TrouserLines GOLDEN CHIL'REN coughing up
Click On the 'Read More' LINK above, to view TON UPON TON of bastarding video film...Including NYC to JFK..A wistful wander 'round Glasgow's West-End Vintage PERUVIAN HIPSTERS..LOWGODS..CAPRI..Italy Winter 2001..Wickerman 2003.. Vids episodes, June 10th trip to the Valleys AND Treorchy circa-1982. By Andy's rounded Dandylump! i'm uploading more regular film content that ITV airs in a fucking YEAR. Prolificus Buckicus.

 " A life unexamined, is a life not worth living"- Socrates. ....Yes, but WHY?






 
 
Wales

Wales was, well...yeah..you know really...like....Welsh...and stuff......Only TWO WEEKS AGO I Got truly hammered with a bunch of embittered 30 to 40 year old danfruff covered divorcee hairy arsed blokes in the Lion Public House Treorchy...it was Wednesday night. Wednesday night for fuck's sake.. and i STILL Managed to find  6 guys whom i knew 'vaguely' all whom wanted to get really fucked up mid-week...we're talkin' E's Coke, dope vodka shots... etc...One bloke'd dropped FIVE E's and was going.."If only they played some kicking HOUSE music in here it'd be fuckin' BRAW MAN".....& I'm thinking "Hang on, it's an old man's pub in deader than dead Treorchy in the Rhondda Valley- nothin's happened here since George Best opened a Chinese fuckin' restraunt in 1970fuckin4!!

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English Actresses Suck

No, not in the traditional Hollywood Casting Couch department either.

“Oeuvre? Oh, Darling don’t... please…”

The English Actress can’t, and more importantly, won’t, play an idiot. Nor will they ‘Do’ comedy or slapstick. (It takes a Canadian to play Bridget Jones) And they certainly WILL NOT play Ugly, Disturbed, Deluded or Working Class. Okay?

The English Actress and the hubris that surrounds her

How come nearly all, English actresses’ are posh, preppy, privileged, pompous and patronising?
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Alcohol is the cornerstone of civilisation

For me, it’s "one day at a time" these days. But seeing as it’s past 6pm, the yardarm is over the mizzenmast so to speak, and it’s technically night-time, and I am driving, I guess you’d better make it a large one.


Alcohol gets blamed for all kinds of problems sometimes rightly so, but sometimes unjustly. I actually believe that alcohol  could be seen as the cornerstone of civilization as we know it. The very building block on which humankind has raised itself out of the primordial mud.


here's some vids clips from show3. 13mins...
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