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MINORITY RETORT JULY 2009
All you angry looking white boys with your black mans swagger, I am the daddy of all you fuckiní bastards Snorting cocaine, mixed with Glaxo-Smith-Kline I am the papa of all you tricky swine Haviní a beef with Timothy Westwood; I am the original mothufuckin hoodie in the original motherfuckiní hood. The Players the Haters The Rappers the Gangsters Iím the motherfucking daddy of all you motherfucking bastards Objectifying women, fetishizing guns, piebald pit bull terrier in my blacked out Series 1 Knocked-up bitches and whores from Lands End to Llandudno Iím really not the daddy to all these illegimtate bastards thoughÖ . And I ainít payiní no maintenance on no shit-kid named Llandudno The Players the Haters The Rappers the Gangsters Iím the original motherfucking daddy of all you motherfucking fucking bastards You scammers and schemers and lazy stone-assed dreamers, I know who you all are. Iím your original Papa Familiar. Break it down; letís go to the Bridge. That was me too. The Bridge. Actually that was James BrownÖ Iím the Don, you twats; the Grand Master MC, you deluded bad-boy brats, Iím Genghis, Agamemnon, Fly Hitler, Jesus of Montreal; Iím the motherfucking Daddy to end the Daddy of them all. Iím the Daddiesí Daddy. The Grand fathers grandfathers fathers Daddy. The motherfuckiní Daddy Du Jour, the Dad Divine, Iím the motherfuckiní dad of old Grandfather Time. Thatís right. Iím not just potent Iím fuckiní omnipotent. The Players the Haters The Rappers the Gangsters Iím the original motherfucking Daddy of all you motherfucking fucking bastards You scammers and schemers and lazy stone-assed dreamers, I know who you all are. Iím your original Papa Familiar. The pecs, the pits, the sweat, the balls, I exist outside of time and space, quantum locked and loaded to squire you fucking all. Eden is my Hood. Bitch. The Players the Haters The Rappers the Gangsters Iím the motherfucking daddy of all you motherfuckiní bastards You scammers and schemers and lazy stoner dreamers, I know who you all are. Iím your original motherfucking Papa Familiar. My blacked out windows, annoying walk, Smokiní my blunts talkiní the talk. Respecí me, or I will fuck-you-up, my shit is the cancer I donít care what your question is, I know the answer, ĎCos I am the motherfuckiní daddy of all you motherfucking bastards. The motherfucking dadís dad dad of you motherfucking all. A great grandfather.


 
 
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