307571 fine fellows have paid their respects thus far...
 
 
 
MINORITY RETORT JULY 2009
All you angry looking white boys with your black mans swagger, I am the daddy of all you fuckin’ bastards Snorting cocaine, mixed with Glaxo-Smith-Kline I am the papa of all you tricky swine Havin’ a beef with Timothy Westwood; I am the original mothufuckin hoodie in the original motherfuckin’ hood. The Players the Haters The Rappers the Gangsters I’m the motherfucking daddy of all you motherfucking bastards Objectifying women, fetishizing guns, piebald pit bull terrier in my blacked out Series 1 Knocked-up bitches and whores from Lands End to Llandudno I’m really not the daddy to all these illegimtate bastards though… . And I ain’t payin’ no maintenance on no shit-kid named Llandudno The Players the Haters The Rappers the Gangsters I’m the original motherfucking daddy of all you motherfucking fucking bastards You scammers and schemers and lazy stone-assed dreamers, I know who you all are. I’m your original Papa Familiar. Break it down; let’s go to the Bridge. That was me too. The Bridge. Actually that was James Brown… I’m the Don, you twats; the Grand Master MC, you deluded bad-boy brats, I’m Genghis, Agamemnon, Fly Hitler, Jesus of Montreal; I’m the motherfucking Daddy to end the Daddy of them all. I’m the Daddies’ Daddy. The Grand fathers grandfathers fathers Daddy. The motherfuckin’ Daddy Du Jour, the Dad Divine, I’m the motherfuckin’ dad of old Grandfather Time. That’s right. I’m not just potent I’m fuckin’ omnipotent. The Players the Haters The Rappers the Gangsters I’m the original motherfucking Daddy of all you motherfucking fucking bastards You scammers and schemers and lazy stone-assed dreamers, I know who you all are. I’m your original Papa Familiar. The pecs, the pits, the sweat, the balls, I exist outside of time and space, quantum locked and loaded to squire you fucking all. Eden is my Hood. Bitch. The Players the Haters The Rappers the Gangsters I’m the motherfucking daddy of all you motherfuckin’ bastards You scammers and schemers and lazy stoner dreamers, I know who you all are. I’m your original motherfucking Papa Familiar. My blacked out windows, annoying walk, Smokin’ my blunts talkin’ the talk. Respec’ me, or I will fuck-you-up, my shit is the cancer I don’t care what your question is, I know the answer, ‘Cos I am the motherfuckin’ daddy of all you motherfucking bastards. The motherfucking dad’s dad dad of you motherfucking all. A great grandfather.


 
 
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