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Skid Marx: Gaming Show
SKETCH ABOUT COMPUTER GAMES SHOW PRESENTED BY TRENDY FEMALE GAMER TYPE.


 …..SKID-MARX…..


“Hi my name is Amber Cyber-Café Blaze, I’m an obsessive compulsive computer game aficionado!yeah..

come and check out this week’s hot new games on SKID MARX

“This week-Get your repetitively stressed index fingers on the stop-rewind-play-pause of new game on the block, ‘Captain Ribcage Head’.-You play a Zombie God from a planet made of PURE HATE, you crash land on earth and you have to fashion a body for yourself out of parts of dead creatures you kill. It’s rad man!

Look! I’ve got a stinking rabbits ribcage for a head I’m going to graft some skin onto it later.”

“Or what about this 1st person shooter. ‘36 Year Old Virgin With Dandruff’ from Premature Ejaculant Games based on Scotland.

You walk around a simulation of your own hometown and blow away all the local bullies, big heads and people who wouldn’t go out with you in those difficult formative years.- Take that! To the guy that put you down in the pub-Bam! To the person who spurned your advances in the Club…!Ka-Pow!”

“It’s great to be on the telly talking about video/computer games it’s really empowering and shows that girls can be every bit as sad and dysfunctional as boys.!”
 
 
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